The difference...

Between having a g/f & not is the ability to throw my clean laundry in a pile on the floor & be able to get away with it or not. So in that respect I have it good cuz I'm doing exactly that tonight.

AT&T's response to my email...

can you believe that not even 24hrs after I sent that email, they didn't email me back...THEY CALLED ME BACK. wow. A very nice lady wanted to know my exact problem, and what I suggested to fix it. now THAT'S customer service. Are you listening, Sprint? Maybe if you would've done the same thing, you'd still have a 9yr customer.

the email I just sent AT&T

"I'm emailing reference to your "viewmymessage.com" website. HOLY. CRAP. PLEASE fix this horrible site. At least for the love of god send a clickable link in the txt msg. even better would be to fix the site so I can actually use it; it's slow, it only works 50% of the time, and the 50% of the time that it does work, the graphics/text aren't readable. the last time I got a message, the text was below the image and i had to scroll, but the image was constantly refreshing, and it reset my scroll, so it was impossible to read below 5 lines. seriously. WTF."

Happy Birthday, Dave

so much for fate

I think i've come to the conclusion that there isn't that classic, hollywood movie-type of "love at first sight" shit. I don't think that happens. the reason is because I don't believe in a "plan" of any sort; I'm pretty sure shit just happens when it happens, nothing planned. I think it's more like, a long time friendship that turns "we've been really good friends for a while, let's take it a step further". there's no instant "thing". I think it's gradual.

which is bad news for me...means I've got a bit of waiting to go... :/

JESUS. H. CHRIST.

Mandatory fun. In 2wks. At work.

I want to kill myself. DON'T FUCKING MAKE ME GO TO SOME SHIT I DON'T
WANT TO GO TO. IT FUCKING DEFEATS THE PURPOSE.

When you make fuckers go to shit, they automatically resist it, and all
the effort is lost. It's a 100% waste of time. It wastes the dumbass'
talking time, and it wastes the time of the fuckers you make go to it.
PERIOD.

"[People on SJ] provided feedback on areas you would like to see
improved when you completed the 2006 Air Force Needs Assessment." I'm
sorry, ASSHOLE, it's fucking 2008. You're about 2yrs too fucking late.

GODDAMMIT. I can't fucking wait to get the FUCK out of the AF.

CSI vs Porn

Next time you watch CSI (any series), and they start doing CSI type shit, close your eyes, and I guarantee it sounds just like you're watching a porn. Try it. I double-dog dare you.