respect

people need to have a little more FUCKING RESPECT when they're around other people...like, oh, I dunno, WHEN I'M ON THE FUCKING PHONE. DON'T FUCKING TALK TO ME. DON'T. I was on the phone FIRST, so just wait your GODDAMN TURN. I can't fucking multitask and talk to 2 fuckers at once.

JESUS. H. CHRIST.

how fucking hard is that to comprehend?! and DON'T get fucking pissed at me for not responding to you when I'm trying to fucking pay attention to the person on the phone. Cuz then I will fucking snap at you, and for good goddamn reason.

dumb mother fuckers.

When the fuck did we get ice cream?! :D

Sign

A sign i "found" in my living room (posted via my phone, bitches...try it, it's cool)

bored

I know why I'm bored most the time. there are 2 kinds of people.

Creative people are just that. They invent, they make, they design, they draw, shape, color. artists.

and then there's people like me. NOT creative. I take what other people have created, and when it's broken, I fix it. It's sometimes creative fixing it, but mostly just re-engineering it to see how it's supposed to work and then fixing it.

my problem is that there's no broke shit around me to fix. that's not fun. it's fucking boring. i'm not going to create something, i can't do that. unless it's breaking something just to fix it ;) but that's a waste of time and resources.

nice guys finish...

did you think I was gonna say "last"? HELL no....see, they don't even finish!

and the asshole always gets the girl. unless he's not an asshole, just a nice guy posing as an asshole...and then she finds out that he's not an asshole, and then he's back to square one.

don't look at me, some guy just told me all that. well, I asked. for a friend. and my friend is screwed, but not literally. because he's the nice guy.


I think nice guy is actually like french for "FUCK YOU" when it's said to a girl. or maybe it's russian, or swedish. either way, they don't like it. so you can't say it to them, or you're screwed (but not literally).

maybe I, err, my friend, should take acting classes so he's better at pretending to be an asshole. after enough pretending, he won't have to pretend anymore, he'll BE an asshole.

then maybe he can give me lessons for free...

One Thing

"The reason normal people got wives, and kids, and hobbies, or whatever - that's because they ain't got that one thing that hits them that hard and that true. The thing you think about all the time, the thing that keeps you south of normal. yeah, makes us great. makes us the best. all we miss out on is everything else. No woman waiting at home after work with the drink and the kiss. that ain't gonna happen for us. when it's over, it's over."

-character on House

dr willis

dr house is my new hero. you gotta watch that shit. best tv show ever. dr house is a complete ass, yet he knows what he's talking about, so he gets away with it. it's great. the thing is, he doesn't care if people like what he's telling them, but he's telling them for their own good (sometimes). I've had episodes like that before in my old shop; i ask someone what they're doing, they say "this". I say "bullshit", testing "this way" is impossible, the results are inconclusive. I say test "that way", and they say "bullshit". I say "fuck you, I'm right". should be end of story. actually, should be end of story when I say test "that way", but they're idiots and refuse to comply. so I get into a 30min arguing match, which ends up with them trying to test my way ("that way") and guess what; I was right. I'm not rubbing it in, I'm teaching them that I'm not an idiot - I wouldn't tell them something that wasn't correct (on purpose).

so I see myself as dr house, only i'm willis. now I just need to learn some snappy comebacks so I can rub it in next time...they want to play hardball and waste my fucking time proving my "right-ness", fuck you. as Al Pacino once said in "Heat"...DON'T WASTE MY MOTHER FUCKING TIME!".

restless leg syndrom my leg...

RLS has GOT to be the most BULLSHIT problem i've ever heard of in my life. seriously. that's like complaining that you can't stop breathing. "oh, i have restless lung syndrome, my lungs keep expanding and collaping"... STFU. you know what it is? it's the EXACT same thing like when you hear an unusual word one day, and then you hear the same word like 4 times the next day. it's because you end up getting focused on that word, even though it's BEEN THERE THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME. nothing changed, there's not a conspiracy of people out there saying that odd word just to fuck with you.

So along those same lines, your legs aren't "restless", you're just focusing on them and subconsciously making them "more noticable". fuck that. grow up. pill popping fuckers...

oops

so I guess that ALL the broads in the south don't have something wrong with them. what's the common denominator? me. yeah, that would make a little more sense than all the broads being fucked up...

sux for me, huh.

reason for everything

well I guess I was kindly reminded twice today about why i'm here. scratch that, 3 times. 2 people came to me to talk to, and 2 more (same phone call) for computer tech support. that's cool i can help people like that. i don't mind, seriously. i would've been plopped in front of my tv and computer like any other school night vegging out, wasting my life away, but instead i got to help people and pass the time too :) course, I gotta be up in 5hrs for work, but eh, fuck it.

todays wisdom is...get into the plunger selling business...cuz you never really know you need a plunger until YOU NEED A FUCKING PLUGER. S T A T. and some drain-o. fucking drains. (stupid toilets). makes me wanna drop an m-80 down that shit....maybe if I surran wrapped the hell out of the bowl to contain the explosion ....but the fuse would have to be hella long, or else it'd be like Artie Lang in Dirty Work...bad fucking day :P

peace out, A-Town down.

fantasy vs reality

when phyllis and i broke up way back when, it opened my eyes to what a relationship was supposed to be, not what i thought it should be. but it's been so long since that happened, i'm afraid i'm falling back into the same old rut; people don't just fall in love "at first sight" like in the movies. none of that shit happens like the movies portray.

i've really damn near gave up trying...the fucking south sucks. all the broads down here have something wrong with them. ALL of them.


i had a dream last night...it was nice, but fantasy was written all over it. I went to a concert or a hockey game or something and my seats were next to this cute nerdy chick. I pulled out my palm pilot for something and she poked fun at me for bringing it w/me, however she had brought hers too (hypocritic humor; my type). but her mom was with her (also nerdy, but attractive too)...so that lost some cool points, but she got them back because she was a mac user :) She had some hugeass MacBook Pro or someshit she had with her. the girl mentioned she liked be because i was a geek or something, and it was mutual.


fucking dreams. maybe i should goto a hockey game? to get let down by nothing even remotely similar even happening.

expo broads

I happened to be an at engineers expo last week in nashvile TN, and here are my thoughts. there were like 3 hot chicks, and everyone else was either NOT hot, or a dude. fuck that. if they want more exposure to there booth, they need to learn a thing or 2 from auto show expos...I mean hell, that's the only reason I went to this booth about tamperproof material...do I give a shit about that? fuck no, but the broad at the booth was smoking :) too bad she was also an ice queen... anyway, check out the links below for proof that autoshows are much better...

http://www.motorionline.com/motori/2006/12/08/foto-le-ragazze-del-motorshow-di-bologna-2006/
http://www.autoblog.com/2006/11/24/gallery-vip-auto-fashion-show-babes/
http://www.autoblog.com/2006/12/03/gallery-ladies-of-the-la-auto-show/
http://www.autoblog.com/2006/11/05/sema-gallery-booth-babe-bonanza/
http://www.autoblog.com/2006/10/02/the-lovely-ladies-of-the-2006-paris-motor-show/

if love revolved around money

at this point i'm willing to settle for a woman who's willing to settle for someone who has money...

boy it'd be nice to have some money right now...